WIZWAR


Mortals v Wizzes 21st November 1999

Background

A while ago, ten of the wizzes took on sorcerised form to fight the combined masses of the entire mortal population of the Land at once. Despite meticulous planning they were hammered into the ground. This painful experience prompted people to suggest a fairer contest, with even numbers on either side.

Karya the witch organised the contest in conjunction with Fruitbat initially, and then Tom (both mortals). Karya offered up as many Wizzes as she could find to take part, and the mortals agreed to match them. The mortal team were selected by popular vote on the mud2 bulletin board.

The teams were as follows :

The mortals

Usual name Playing as
Cloud Genesis
Tom Tomjones
Reverence Faithless
Joey Bobmarley
Fleet Bewitched
Foz Fufighters
Gdn Defleppard
Thwomp Chuckberry
Wdi Deadbeats
Benny Willsmith

The Wizzes

Usual name Playing as
Mathias Measles
Agrazag Psychosis
Boggy Ebola
Foddy Halitosis
Antman Syphilis
Gandalf Typhoid
Karya Pneumonia
Turrican Malaria
Huck Influenza

(For shorthand, just note that the mortal team took a musical theme, and the wizzes took illnesses.)

The start

Richard the arch-wizard opened another session of the game to hold the event at 9pm, and everyone piled in. As usual in large scale events in mud2 various people took the view that the rules applied to everyone except themselves :) A couple of mortals tried to gatecrash their way onto the mortal team (in hindsight perhaps even this wouldn't have helped), and the odd player (wiz!) sneaked out past the Tearoom guards and had to be fodded by Cat.

Go!!!

Severe lag afflicted the first 20 or 30 minutes, which was a shame. Cat appeared apprehensive that the game might crash, and banned people from speaking in the tearoom until the game speeded up a bit, when he relented, and also provided a commentary for those patient enough to wait for some action.

0-1

The first death was that of a Wizard. Halitosis fodded himself to Tomjones. He said he was too sick of the lag to continue playing, but whatever the reason the mortals were leading 1-0.

1-1

Syphilis then took Fufighters to his death, which suprised no-one:) Syphilis had lost his magic at this point, and went through much of the fighting as a champion.

3-1

Things seemed fairly evenly balanced at this point. Although the mortal team had started with the advantage of an additional player, this was not to last long. Bewitched and Tomjones were caught in battle somewhere near the north mountain. They seemed to be holding their own, when pretty much the entire Wiz team turned up and bundled them both. Tomjones managed to flee, but Bewitched was re-attacked en masse and the death blow went to Psychosis. (Typhoid hunted the weakened Tomjones down in the maze of hedges and slew him shortly afterwards.)

5-1

The score was now 3-1 to the Wiz team, and they never looked back. The mortals were deprived of their morale and organising capacity and never looked like staging a come back.

Willsmith lost his magic and became a superhero, later accidentally quitting, (He would probably have died anyway, but quitting meant he forfeited his life), Typhoid nailed Faithless in the south dale and Syphilis finally risked the touchstone and survived.

7-1

Ebola went on a one man expedition to hunt down the wounded of the mortal team, catching Chuckberry completely by suprise in the dark depths of the dwarf mine, and finishing off Defleppard-the-continually-fleeing.

7-2

Something slightly weird now happened, which kind of distracted me from the main battle. Pneumonia and Syphilis fought in the hut. This ended with Syphilis fleeing, but Typhoid then joined in, re-attacking like a maniac until Syphilis kicked the bucket. Bear in mind that these players were all on the same team....

8-3

The surviving three mortals - Genesis, Deadbeats and Bobmarley had in the meantime managed to scuttle away to safety in the crypt. At least, they thought that they were safe there...Malaria managed to infiltrate their hiding place and proceeded to pound their cowardly hides, while at the same time admitting the entire wiz team...Influenza killed Genesis on the spot, though the other two mortals managed to flee. Sadly in the course of all this excitement Malaria blew his magic and subsequently was erased by the touchstone attempting to get it back.

10-3

The final two mortals were Deadbeats (slain by Measles), and Bobmarley (slain by Typhoid). The final score 10-3 to the Wizzes. None of the Wizzes died directly to enemy action. The wizzes were content that they had erased the foul slur on their skills left by the last wiz-mortal combat (and if truth be told, quite smug:).

The final Obituary list was :


----*obit
The following players have died in fights this reset:
        Bobmarley the mortal spellbinder, killed by Pneumonia the evil-witch
sorceress and Typhoid the evil-wizard sorcerer,
        Deadbeats the mortal spellbinder, killed by Measles the evil-wizard
sorcerer,
        Genesis the mortal spellbinder, killed by Psychosis the evil-wizard
sorcerer and Influenza the evil-wizard sorcerer,
        Syphilis the evil-wizard magician, killed by Typhoid the evil-wizard
sorcerer,
        Defleppard the mortal spellbinder, killed by Ebola the evil-wizard
sorcerer and Influenza the evil-wizard sorcerer,
        Chuckberry the mortal spellbinder, killed by Ebola the evil-wizard
sorcerer,
        Faithless the mortal sorcerer, killed by Syphilis the evil-wizard
champion and Typhoid the evil-wizard sorcerer,
        Tomjones the mortal spellbinder, killed by Typhoid the evil-wizard
sorcerer,
          Bewitched the mortal spellbindress, killed by Typhoid the evil-wizard
sorcerer, Pneumonia the evil-witch spellbindress, Syphilis the evil-wizard
champion, Influenza the evil-wizard spellbinder and Psychosis the evil-wizard
spellbinder,
        Fufighters the mortal spellbinder, killed by Syphilis the evil-wizard
champion.
The following have died to FODs from mortals this reset:
        Halitosis the evil-wizard spellbinder, violently disintegrated by a
failed attempt to FOD Tomjones the mortal spellbinder.
The following non-first-game players have died to the touchstone this reset:
        Malaria the evil-wizard champion, short of luck by a little bit, sort of.

Roughly twenty minutes of the reset remained when the last mortal died.